Food for thought

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. - Emo Phillips

Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Miss Piggy

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. - Walter Bagehot